thegr8goldfish

joined 2 years ago

Guy is a great writer.

1998? That 'Phil was here' bit had to be a reference to Shawshank.

Seems like adding insult to injury to find the minors responsible. They're just kids.

Upon learning that the record was missed, the organizers issued the following statement: Screw you, Kyles. I'm going home.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They can't even afford neckties. How well can it really be going?

Seems like queen should know it's rude to show up without a RSVP.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.

Whose ready to update Weird Al's White and Nerdy with Bald and Horny?

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 26 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Yeah Warren, I'm shitty at being poor but you're shitty at being rich. Living in a tiny ass house in the middle of BFE and driving old piece of shit cars. Fuck off, dragon.

Silent Bob. That's where I first heard it. It's a hilarious story from the Evening with Kevin Smith DVD.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Further proof that Tuvix was murdered. Prosecute Admiral Jane way.

Directions unclear. Now my junk turned into Benjamin Franklin. (he's wearing bifocals)

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