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I love how the "crack" in the coffee table doesn't even follow the grain.

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You're focusing on the wrong part. If I say "astronauts never eat oranges" then that implies that if someone eats an orange (misses an exit), they are not an astronaut (are NOT a bad driver).

I burst out laughing on that line. It just so... ridiculous. Like 7th grade gossip

Did you hear that Barak and Jeffrey hung out recently?! I bet they had pizza! Ewww, gross! Now they both have cooties!

I'm glad this is decolorized, otherwise the orange would be too much to bear

Brother is the way to go. They just work.

Actually, no clue. I meant silly putty. Crazy glue, silly putty, same thing.

I'll make you an offer you can ~~'t~~ refuse.

Looks like someone used crazy putty to copy Elon's face off a newspaper

Andross's true form

Butters?

Don't even have any nice landmarks on the drive, like Big Ben.