the_crotch

joined 1 year ago
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

They let you travel through space by letting you see the future because computers are heretical

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works -5 points 22 hours ago

Anybody have an open-source tracker they'd recommend?

No app is going to take the place of a trained and licensed haruspex.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

they had this billboards telling you not to sleep with your daughter. And these are supposed to be religious people

Lot's daughters got him blackout drunk and raped him

Who is cheerleading?

You are, when you say they represent all Americans. They represent their donors. They give lip service to all Americans.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Never in my life, or history as I know it, has an American President or Soviet/Russian leader stated anything so provocative.

https://youtu.be/CFCABnWlN8E

When I worked at Taco Bell as a teenager our headset was on the same frequency as the burger king across the street. We could hide out in their parking lot and fuck with their customers. We did that a lot.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You are right, neither of them do.

Duh.

Nice rebuttal

It wasn't meant to be a rebuttal, it was meant to be a mildly condescending statement of an obvious truth

Totally both sides though

What if I told you that two things can suck, at the same time, even if they're not exactly identical? If your choices are losing a toe or losing a leg, of course most folks would choose the toe. They'd have to be real douchebags to cheerlead for the people who cut their toe off though.

According to other articles the two were personal acquaintances. My guess is the councilman slept with this guy's wife or something.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Ok. How? Most people's taxes are taken directly out of their check before it's deposited. Has OP ever had a job or paid taxes?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I love that you think either one of them represents all of America.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Los lobos kick your ass.
Los lobos kick your face.
Los lobos kick your balls into outer space

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Mushrooms helped me a lot

 
 
 
 
 
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