thann

If you use linux and are dependant on M$, youre doing it wrong

You dont own something unless you install linux on it

IDK, the "cobblers son has no shoes" principle seems to suggest otherwise

Art is not supposed to be social commentary! I just wanna be sedated into a heroin like coma where I can never reflect on my actions or beliefs

I thought the president couldnt commit a crime?

PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!

Its not the size that counts

"criminals tend to hang out with criminals"

Brilliant police work

Should say: "On behalf of all men who want to have kids by unwilling women"

EDIT: also, the boyfriend calls her ex "estranged" even though she went back to him for help lol

You gotta have your old files! But man does NTFS suck ass

Some asshole smoked all my weed

Actually it does! When youre installing, just delete the windows boot partition and your done!