thagoat

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[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 6 hours ago

Obi-Wan gave up after watching his padawan kill children, moved to a backwater planet to watch over his padawan's son, and gave his life to keep his padawan from killing his own son. I don't think Old Ben really cared about the fascists ruling the galaxy. That's quite a large burden to take on versus watching out for Uncle Owen's distracted nephew at a shit hole bar.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 days ago

Well, this changes the feel of her Verizon commercial slightly

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gonna make a couple for sure

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

This is almost as entertaining as watching a 4 year try to get out of trouble for eating all the cookies. It had all the same gambits and is about as nuanced.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Disappointingly flavored soup

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

Whoever buys this plate, please post a picture of it on your car so we can rejoice!

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Absolutely hilarious

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 1 week ago
[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago

Currently reading: The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl #3) by Matt Dinniman Last read: The End of Ordinary by Edward Ashton

I recommend both! The Dungeon crawler series is waaaay messed up and pretty funny.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Amazing news

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this Steve Buscemi?

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Getting her daily 5 minutes of lap time

 

I drove the speed limit, arrived 2 minutes early, and had a glass of water.

 

Parents.of teenagers, the BeReal app is advertising cigarettes to your children. My 17 year old son, at breakfast this morning, showed me an ad for Newport cigarettes for $11.05 per pack. Please monitor your children's online activities!

 

I know that it's popular to dismiss President Biden. I get it. He's old. This is the first election featuring the 2 oldest candidates, ever. So what? The future of the WORLD is literally dependent on this election. To boot Biden from the ticket and try to bootstrap another candidate is madness. Booting this incumbent and hoping his VP will succeed is like firing the cook and hoping the dishwasher will give you Michelin-quality food. Stick with the old man, and figure out a way to enact his popular policies while also expanding the Supreme Court, enacting term limits and limiting "Christian" Nationalists.

 

Clueless American here. I saw a commercial for Nationwide bank promising the keep their branches open until at least 2028. Is there a push to close banks? Is this more fallout from Brexit?

 

Stationary.

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