tetris11

they wouldn't care unless you literally did a Christmas Carol-esque past/present/future consequence tale with them. They have enough fans here in the present to shield them from guilt.

the yo momma quips of today harken back to the dein mutti barbs often exchanged between warring Germanic tribes with the Romans they conquered. Historians believe the vulgarizations to be universal thus ensuring their efficacy across different tongues

raises beer

your depictive vitriol makes me want to believe in an afterlife, just for the sake of vengeance

"being inside your mother's jokes" is a pretty common expression. It means that one sucks so hard that even another's mother is making fun of you

tac is a real command and does exactly what you think it is

they're pretty common here, you can get one at your local leftorium

and Julia? Well we all know what Julia is slang for

I'm a level 2 proto-vegan, though it's functionally equivalent to a level 8 in normal terms I think.

Anyway, our food is cultivated in an open source orchard (the genomes are all fully sequenced) using plea bargains with the surrounding woodland, where we encourage feral animals to aerate and urinate on the soil and we sensually assist in the procreation of the plant reproduction taking a 1%-5% crop yield over what the flies do not touch.

Vladimir Sorokin’s “Horse soup”

https://www.bookrags.com/studyguide-horse-soup/#gsc.tab=0

(Reads blurb. What the actual fuck.)

fun fact: Pythagoras was named after the snake god Glycon.

(this is not true)

I'm surprised there aren't more languages labelled after highly addictive stimulants