tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Please HAL , today's my birthday and it was my grandmas dying wish."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Can you imagine travelling in a toaster oven

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

After sport I just don't feel hungry for anything. I eat a lot at home out of sheer boredom, so that is my trigger. But if I am entertained? I can go days without food no cravings

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm starting to warm up to Pokemon case, which would simplify functions like

  • GottaCatchThemAll() to 🍚()

or

  • this to ⚡🐹IchooseU

which I think we can all agree is much easier to read

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

meanwhile the cat in the next cell is preparing a "surprise"

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml -4 points 1 year ago

Day1: Heh, this kitty is badass. I'm gonna name her Spart-
Day1.1: Argh, holy fuck. Shit scratched my eyeballs. Man fuck you! Seriously, why
Day2: Hi there I would like to return one black-eyed cat.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I believe you are quoting Steptoe et al (2018)'s study on the boxing mechanisms of Oceanic wildlife, but that was refuted in a follow up paper by Klingon et al (2020) which could not replicate the early enthusiasm that the indigenous population had for badgers, nor the spear tips for the speed. Though it is indeed known that one can run faster whilst holding a knife in a contemporary setting such as the olympics, studies have not shown this to be the case in a honey badger setting.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm the only one here eloquent enough to attack this preposterous stance, so allow me to gather my wits to plead my convincing rebuttal when I say:

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (that was hard to type on a smartphone)

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Lies were invented by wooly mammoths before their extinction by post-agriculture humans who kept feeding them bad bread to hunt them easier. At the time, the only evasion strategy was to convince the predators that they were small badgers.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, one could say birds have skeletons in the same manner. I guess I'm just trying to understand what the opposing position before was the great revelation birds are dinosaurs was uttered. I'm perpetually confused by this expression.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

at first I chuckled because I thought that was a coy euthamism for beating the shit out of someone, until I realise you were just answering the question

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

we can't get her, after she died the entire population of the UK north dug a ditch so deep to hand deliver her to Satan himself.

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