tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

It's kind of got a dreamy melancholy to it

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I fuckn love Greensleeves! Greensleeves is my JAM

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It doesn't really say too much damming. You can be socially libertarian and economically left and still be a good person.

You have to remember that the democrats shot themselves in the foot with the entire rock industry when Tipper Gore waged christian housewife war on them.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Ed Schraeder - Sermon

Bulldoze the community garden
And replace it with glass

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

Finland: Oh look, tourists.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

it's also a joke that wasn't meant to be taken seriously

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Me: Another Guinness please
Bartender: Here you go
Me: urgh what is this?
Bartender: A Stout. Why, is it bad quality?
Me: It seems so. Don't you have a way of testing this beforehand?
Bartender: Now that you mention it....

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

When I was about seven, I wanted a Shetland pony but my parents were too poor to buy me one. Anyway one day I'm at a pony show, and in comes John Goodman between two horses at a fast trot. He talked with me and my parents about horse husbandry and marriage laws, not once letting go of the horse on either side of him. He was super chill and kept winking at me, and when the horn sounded, he bid us a cordial goodbye and galloped away with his horses on either side, jumping a fence along the way.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago

you gotta earn the friendship first like any other

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

a hole's indeed

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