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Symphony, One of the best open source lite weight offline android music player in c/opensource@lemmy.ml

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

I like that. Creepiest thing about VLC is that it does that even after you've killed it

They work very hard in c/lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

internally "oh ffs, not this fucking guy and his dream of owning his MILs pets"

So Different in c/outofcontextcomics@lemmy.world

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

David Bowie meets He man

Guess the Episode [Medium] in c/futurama@lemmy.world

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml -3 points 9 months ago

The one with bees, and the dogs shoot bees out of their mouths

carrot.py in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is a classic XY problem. My ex would often ask me why I wouldn't peel carrots.

the time has come in c/nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yep!

the time has come in c/nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

There's just one damn thing I nee-ed
I don't give a shit about peasants
Go fuck yourself and fuck your tree

I just want to be left alone
Maybe burn some pundits in their homes
Make my wish come true
Baby fuck your fucking Christmas, fuck you!

Aaaaaaaaaaa! in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago (4 children)

192 used to be directory services but they changed it to 118, and then a bunch of copy cats used 118 as a prefix for all kinds of unofficial stuff. Plus 999 and 112 in the UK are still very iffy depending on where you are.

Had to dig under my foundation. What should I put in the whole when they fill it in? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"This guy.... had good taste."

Had to dig under my foundation. What should I put in the whole when they fill it in? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

You should put some cheese in there too to encourage rats and muce, so that the new occupants hear scratching sounds...

Had to dig under my foundation. What should I put in the whole when they fill it in? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

The antidote.

Had to dig under my foundation. What should I put in the whole when they fill it in? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

Yeah. Just print out some tasteful nudes, seal them in a ziplock bag and you're good to go