tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

christ, I hope you have no vices in your life anyone can hold you to...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the best resource in Guix is searching the irc logs or reaching out to their irc directly. The manual only gets you so far

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Germany are good at this. Not great, mind you, but good.

I wonder what Japanese movie theatre's are like

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

smokers are also victims of the addiction, so I don't think it tracks with the trolley example

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Is it morally wrong to put cats in carts and push the cart towards the nearest pet store?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You hold onto both handles, pivot in the direction of cart return four miles away, and then you run at full blast for 6 seconds, releasing at your apex speed and finally stand there with your hand shielding you from the setting sun as that little cart trundles off towards freedom, inevitably to be picked up by another good samaritan two miles away who will repeat the process, as is custom. If fireworks should bloom and the sunset is a nice shade of red white and blue, then a tear may drip slowly down your cheek as you remember that you're in the greatest country in the world and that you wouldn't have it any other way.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think that's the car seat, or someone with a really wide head

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

I love this, I love everything about this

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

"Clever Girl..."
*aims rifle*

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Disney taking notes before they acquire PornHub

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

we should talk...
can you buy mangoes....

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