fuck motorbikes, you know exactly why.
tetris11
joined 2 years ago
"I need you to drive me to the kebab shop, now"
wot? how do u liv wiv urself
I eat the heads and eyes of fish
That one in the center middle is a banger
*british passport control immediately revoke citizenship*
How do you spread vegemite on toast though? It's like trying to smear polyfilla.
With Marmite, hell you can practically drink it in some temperatures.
glad to hear it!
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Rush Hour: The Lion King
- Carter and Lee take on a nefarious plot to overthrow the king in the African savannah, ultimately foiling Scar's plot and ensuring Simba inherits the throne, whilst working undercover in the Hyena underworld.
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Kung Pow: LotR
- The Fellowship of the Fist must face off against Lord Sauron, but first Frodo must train under True Master Gandalf to achieve his destiny.
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Harry: Potter
- Detective Harry Calahan must infiltrate a secluded military school in the Scottish countryside as the new DADA teacher, in order to take down an organisation known only as "Dumbledore's Army" led by a single battle-scarred teen known only as The Potter.
Top-tier recommendations, good sir
(it's actually insane at how durable that was under such a high speed, I concede defeat here good sir)
It'd be cool to meet up with some Lemmy folk
the luddites were happy to use the new tech, but not for less pay and worse working conditions, so they trashed the machines - and history has sadly looked down on them ever since.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/what-the-luddites-really-fought-against-264412/