tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)
  1. First you pay money to Canonical, and then you load the disc into the PC.
  2. Animal noises and bongo drums play for some reason and you're presented with an orange game menu.
  3. You click on one of the squares stacked clumsily on the left and nothing happens.
  4. You click it again and it drags with your mouse up the hierarchy.
  5. Finally, it lets go and a big white square fills the screen, knocking you off your chair.
  6. A popup window spawns from an empty corner and informs you that there are 25 packages that can be updated.
  7. Daunted by the unending onslaught, you curl up into a ball and weep
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Are you serious? I just explained that to you two seconds ago

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Call him "piss lips", but don't tell him I said that.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

wait what game has water effects with water reflections?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I survived on an 8gb storage phone with a 32gb sdcard for many years.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Same, and same. It's crazy how much you can change in a few years. Phonecalls are fine for me now. Awkward silence, or someone talks over someone else? My worst fear a few years ago. Now? Give a shit. Pretend it didn't happen and keep the conversation flowing.

Plus, as inspiration from my mother, I'm quite happy to say goodbye to someone only to then follow up with a question that prompts a five minute extra discussion, followed by yet another goodbye and then a follow up. Oh christ, I've become what I date...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

was this upscaled?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

The domestication of storks has also led to fewer deaths upon delivery. I wish to also add something to this thread of reddit factoids.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

applauds and guffaws with merriment

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

BurntFace Man kicking ManSpider in the ghoulies whilst ObservationBoy watches

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

That's actually a good article defending him, with comparisons to other artists.

Liefield did nothing wrong is my new mantra.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For me its just if someone (including myself) demonstrated spur-of-the-moment genius or creativity

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