tetris11

Well the other options seems to involve rifles

"Where are my orangutans?"

Or a "hole"

*high five*

oh they know, they just think the humour is weak

My theory on metal:

Metal is 90% terrible / discordant background, with 30 seconds of pure blissful harmony that you just wouldn't appreciate if that 90% terrible contrast didn't exist.

With time, and repeated exposure, you pick up on the small harmonies within that discord that will continue to blow your mind for the next 10 years as you recognise more patterns in the chaos.

This usually means that your least favourite song by Metal Band X a decade ago is now your favourite, and your most favourite song of theirs a decade ago now sounds like a mere nursery rhyme.

/endtheory

Pat Boone - Moody River?

1. I got to see Reign of Fire in cinemas.
2. Climate change means you can wear pyjamas or scuba gear to walk down the street an no one will bat an eye.
3. Eggnog still exists

Also don't not be not fat

Thank you for these kind words, and I hope you heal too or at least find that magic again somewhere.

one cannot reason with the slef, the slef merely knows what it does and charges through all obstacles before it, like the single-minded demented humunculus it is

I think its the Baconator