I yank mine out with force and then grow jaded when my clothes fall apart
tetris11
joined 2 years ago
Here's mine:
- Wake up when the neighbour above me slams their door
- Glance over at my phone and realize I have an hour still
- Bask in that extra hour sleep without actually sleeping
- Groggily get up, shower
- Walk to the station, buy a coffee
- And wait for the next autopilot routine to kick in
I'll take two scoops
I think I understand it now, but damn that's just... weak?
It'd be like me smoothly sidling up to a pretty girl in a bar and saying "HEY GURL, YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT YOU AND I SHARE THE SAME MOST RECENT COMMON ANCESTOR OVER 155,000 YEARS AGO AND CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO UNCERTAINTY IN YOUR DECISION AT A COSMIC LEVEL."
It just feels wrong to do that to women.
The gods confound the man who first found out how to distinguish hours! Confound him too, who in this place set up a sundial to cut and hack my days so wretchedly into small portions!
*loud crack*
"Oh no, we killed the ghost!"
Oh wow that was a deep rabbit hole. So if I've understood correctly, by super determinism, the outcome of the big bang has more influence on the measurement of particles than particles have locally with one another.
If two particles are entangled, "independent" measurements to verify this are contaminated by their causal connection to the big bang, which will still give readings that the particles are entangled.
Or, if I have a bag with an orange and an apple, I throw one at random to Alice and one at random Bob, Alice catching an orange has nothing to do with Bob catching apple, but more to do with the which side of the bag the apple was leaning on in the bag initially?
Is that right?
plays the theme to ghost busters, whilst everyone looks super disappointed
inhales smoke
But I'm retired chief, I jus can' parley so good no mor
The lemmiverse has been feeling pretty active lately
I love this chip :'-(
say it ain't so