tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That bonus really looked like it was going somewhere else for a second there.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

From the makers of Cop Landlords

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is that not the case with paintball guns though? Maybe they're trained by their local bush wrangler

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will also say 1. I don't think Count Dooku can county.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Further corroborating evidence that toddlers scream by profession and not necessity

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

It takes time and effort though, and usually that time and effort is spent elsewhere, especially if you're an adult with two jobs and two kids. When you don't have to think to better your mastery of your surroundings, making good hardware/software choices becomes increasingly disparate

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

The comment about it being dominated by rich streamers, who could afford the entry + could train full-time, definitely made me draw parallels between them and duelling knights of yore, who were usually part of the nobility.

It would be nice to see some more random contenders from more mixed backgrounds

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It happens more often than you might think. Take Red Riding Hood for example. The main thing the story gets wrong is that there was no wolf, and that she wasn't walking to her grandma's house; she was actually riding (hence the name) a Kawasaki 900 through downtown Tokyo at 200mph, fleeing the authorities who had her pegged as a Red (hence the name). This being the 1950s, the police deployed a radio jammer to stop her, but she managed to glitch the Matrix with a strong queef from her hood (hence the name) and this pixelated her form into squares long enough for her to reach the ringing payphone

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 years ago

He thrives on this kind of media attention. Its a stunt so that people think he's harmless and funny. He's not. He knows exactly what he's doing.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Neocolonialism is alive and well though. Today we have more slaves making more products, than ever before !

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

while checking you out

I'm sick of those suggestive robotic winks, and the vulgar gestures every time I scan a banana

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