tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There is the Great Ghost Cluster in the distant void, passing messages up and down its endless stream of ghost bodies in order to log world events at the speed of voice.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, I just install minimal Win10 distro with updates disabled to single drive, and then disable the internet. Easy peasy.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanthippe

She was likely much younger than Socrates, perhaps by as much as 40 years

Plato's portrayal of Xanthippe in the Phaedo suggests that she was a devoted wife and mother; this is the sole mention of her in Plato's works.

Verdict: probably wasn't banging her.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

For me it's my voice. As long as I can utter some kind of shout out, it breaks the spell. Usually something on the lines of "mmmmmroow!"

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I go around telling people my intentions, and then query them 100 times a day about what I should be doing at any given time. If they stop responding then I spam them with emails demanding updates, and if they block my emails then I go to their houses.

I'm very productive.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Plants: not sure what to do

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

"You see, it's a spectrum. Yes I'm a fascist, but I'm an equal opportunities fascist."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is a sci-fi short story whose name escapes me of a spaceship using some new FTL drive, but has largely been untested due to an impending doom. The math is said to be solid, however.

Anyway the drive powers up, and the spaceship jumps, and.... all the crew and passengers are left behind, choking in space.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, or if the time machine is genuinely a teleporter, then the invetor should at least know how to correct for drift.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Sire, the procreation class are getting unruly again with the constant non-stop onslaught. Many question whether their fallen sperm bretheren are even attempting to inseminate an egg."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

small brain move: install windows on a seperate disk to linux and then let your BIOS decide what it wants to boot, instead of relying on a unified boot loader

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO CONVERSE AT MY LEVEL. MY LEVEL KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

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