tetris11

Kids who start guitar at three: ...
Parents who start their kids on guitar at three: "HE'S GONNA BE POPULAR!"

Kids who start guitar at 28: "This is pretty relaxing."

I think, morally, we have to to

I've heard good things from other people about Bumble, and I literally met my last girlfriend (of 3 years, we broke up recently, my heart may never recover) on it.

Cancelling a Bumble subscription is also no easy feat.

He wasn't lit enough for her

"HAL, please it's my grandmothers favourite door and it was her dying birthday wish to see it opened for her president grandson who is me."

this is clearly from somewhere... oh I see what you did there

nice one!

that's really useful!

I could fight 99 duck sized horses. The 100th will be sitting back, biding his time, watching me tearfully turn his brethren into stamped mush, and then once I'm on my knees with my shirt ripped open screaming up to the heavens "WHY GOD WHY" , that's when he'll get a bead on me in his scope, spit out his cigar, cock the barrel, and whisper "smile you sonuvawitch!"

"change must come from the barrel of a gun"

Nazis have money too!

Please don't call regular people "normies", it creates a needless boundary between those who use FOSS and those who haven't yet.