goddammit I knew that too
tetris11
joined 2 years ago
Oh. Well, still Boromir before the arrows. At that point he's basically written out of the story anyway.
I can find him work petitioning the Tolkien estate to include firearms in their final battle, which they will likely refuse because they are dicks. I guess he could go on celebrity panel shows, but I don't think he'd be that funny.
Pulling him out of the book really might do more harm than good. He died with courage. Now he just mysteriously vanished when he was needed the most. Probably the ~~King~~ Steward of Rohan would be suspicious on his son's disappearance, and would reject any plea for aid fr the Fellowship. Might doom the story.
Boromir. Right before the arrows start flying. We would just sit at a bar drinking after I'd calmed him down, and we'd read how the hobbits got taken by Orcs anyway and that Sam and Frodo are pretty much doing their own thing.
(We would also have the "Seen Been"/ "Shaun Bonn" discussion, time permitting)
Skip ahead to the last book where the ~~King~~ Steward of Gondor sits on the throne, and then I'll pat Boromir encourangingly on the back, and shove him back into the book so he can connect with his dad again.
I also might throw in some AK-47s for that last battle in the last book, but depends how much I've been drinking honesty
most people also assume that jelking is the same as jerking
I eat two massive meals per day, regularly walk stairs but not often, sleep at least until I hear something, go outside begrudgingly, wash my skin with a shower, and brush my beard every other day if I remember
Highly addictive substance that ruins the lives of most users and their families. Could be harmless, yeah....
outlive your creditors in an unstable land?
delete your creator
It was a good story, canon be damned. But yes, it cheapens the franchise if there is no consistency at all between universes.
its also the reason Blender innovated so much in the last ten years, being the main choice for digital perverts
Its crazy that we're now approaching 200 million transistors in a single square millimetre. Boggles the mind.
The police won't just issue a slap on the wrist though, he will be entered onto a database. This could potentially ruin their entire life.