tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

there are entire villages in northern cyprus where they speak Greek to one another, only switching to Turkish when a foreigner walks in the room.

There are monasteries and mosques dotting the countryside in equal measure

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

... and written there in my last income slip was "here's an extra 2000, to my favourite employee, ya filthy cunt."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I genuinely thought the wired vs wireless earphone debate was over, and wireless won by a landslide.

All the phones I have ever owned have audio jacks, but I use them rarely, and prefer the convenience of putting my phone down to walk around and do tasks, than having it strapped to my side like I'm a tourist on a bad audio guide.

I can't be the only one who after holding out for so long, now relents that, yes, wireless headphones are convenient for a vast majority of use cases.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

end of a majestic song, you wipe away a tear at how great it was
"..."
"WITH SPOTIFY PREMIUM YOU CAN LISTEN TO THIS AND MANY MOR-"

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's not. Most of Pink Floyd's Animals album is trash, except for Sheep which I think we can all agree on being a fucking great song from a great band.

Steven King's The Dark Tower series is trash, except for The Gunslinger (and, okay, the final chapter of the final book The Dark Tower), which I think we can all agree on being a fucking great book from a great author.

The Lamiids's Solanum species of plants is poisonous trash, except for Tomatoes which I think we can all agree on being a fucking great fruit from a fucking great subclade.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can't multiple people share an account and post individual reviews from it?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are the tunes they're usually strumming?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's taken cover behind a cello and is palm fingering A minor. He's looking in your direction

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Imagine it is. A Texas Ranger sidles up to you menacingly. What do you do?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

The individual review don't matter though, it's the mean star score that people glance at and then scroll by on

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

to the folks reading this on the toilet, give it time

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

it took me 6 years working abroad to realise that I could speak more freely with a random stranger from my homeland, than I ever could with my (now ex-)girlfriend.

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