tetris11

sure, but wouldn't making a club out of larger pieces of wood make more sense?

Catch all the sheep I lost getting head from my old bleak gay shuns.

I watched my sister and her fiance call each other stupid and mentally deficient, purely as jokes, and it made me feel bad for them... even though they have a great relationship and say shit like that to each other as a joke.

I think people just have different sensitivies

I'd buy vast swathes of land in the countryside, and just make it a homeless refuge. They can erect a tent town if they want, host festivals, do farm work for money. Whatever, they're protected from the police.

Nachts sind alle Katzen grau

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nachts_sind_alle_Katzen_grau

Apparently it was originally adapted from Don Quixote

For me it works 80% of the time. It's only if your hands are slightly moist when you're in trouble.

No, you call them "shorty" and make wild claims about it being their birthday

that's indeed what I am asking

that's not a fantastic answer to my question...

Futurama, eh?

Make money for your family, after you're gone! If you get 1 million visitors, you get 1000 dollars a month! Just need to train a bird to swoop by every few minutes, and you're living the life!

I thought I was the only one. Fuck you Easyjet!