tetris11

I needed to see this, and now that I have, I'm not sure to what world I can return.

I just invested in Anagram Inverters

Terrifyingly overpowered, but cartoonishly stupid to the point that it needs a 9 year old human girl sidekick for it to properly execute tasks?

Huh, you might be right -- that probably is the holy grail of AI

Nonsense. Everyone knows you can defeat airborne icebergs with attack insects.

Oh they might definitely do these things, but mainly they will drive the local rent and house prices down, so it's still a win-maybewin

I am, it just feels like to me that, on some level, they are truly saying what they think in the same way that jokes have a small nugget of truth to them. Again, perhaps I'm being too sensitive.

Looks like Nasretin Hoca meets Sinbad. Then again, I see literally a "black beard" which is a slur I'm not going to translate here.

Nah, it's just the sloppy creation of The One Ring, without elven craftmanship to keep things down to wearable size.

That, or they're building a stone giant's cock ring.

One square to rule them all, one square to find them,
one square had roast beef, and one square stayed at home.

What's a topic you could talk for hours about, and are you capable of summarizing it for a lay person?

(it shows that they're interesting, so when the looks fade with time you still have something to talk about, and it shows they're capable of not just parroting what they hear but internalizing it, and more importantly: coming down to meet you half way, the epitome of compromise through mutual dialogue)

1. I voted remain, but I made a big fuss that the leave camp had a valid point about the workers rights in this country, with the expectation that "remain" would be the outcome still. Yes, I'm a shyster.
2. Yes
3. He's a racist ego-maniac, but he is funny at times and I like his show about tractors. People are a spectrum.
4. I did when I was a teen. Now I find them whiney, though I do get nostalgic for that 90s sound sometimes. Ocean Colour Scene, Verve, Manics, etc.
5. I'm sorry there's a h-wat now?

I was once in an open relationship. It was worst experience of my life. She'd mention her old boyfriend like he was still current, we had weird codewords if one of us was interested in someone else, and any talk of future plans was just this large void. Never again.