tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

That's no moon....

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Don't you mean your Donkey Qong?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's an addendum to the theory where essentially you keep walking through worlds forever, quantum erasure style, never dying from your perspective, merely getting older and older.

Thing is, if this was actually true, we would see old people everywhere (as observers of their non-erasure).

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm just imagining a Usual Suspects type reveal where JarJar straightens his slouch, combs back his ears, looks Obi-Wan dead in the eye, and says: "You're in quite the pickle now, old chap."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly. Would you want to touch something with flies all over it?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (11 children)

you just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

wife and daughter.

oh no

They

oh phew

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

...up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

But meal has been cooked so often or missed entirely, that you're not sure if the fire is even warm

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"... shit smeared over your crotch"

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Wait, you mean you don't want to dock noses?"

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