tetris11

"can I see your ID? Wait I mean" (prolonged screaming) ".....hh oh wait can I see your ID again?"

ditto, and ditto

King of England. Please don't visit the Palace, there's literally nothing to see.

If you're going to see the show and spot me in a side booth, please don't heckle. Yes she knows. Yes of course she knows. Yes he's a prick. Yes your money is being wasted on us, but we're all you've got in terms of benevolent rich people so live with it.

Can you just check on the camera. Yeah, the blue car. No not that one, the other one.

Yes, of course. Though your camera light would alert you of the usage, unless of course, your IT guy ordered a camera that can deactivate the light via software (or simply opened the camera and yanked the light)

...what's a CPA?

thanks for following up!

That's very sweet. I guess I'd do something similar: buy a crab bucket and a rope, and head down to the waterfront where I'd swim under piers and see how many people's dangling legs I can hook and pull under with the rope

without proof, we're up voting you because we want it to be true

For the entomologists, this is approximately 2.6 trillion ants

its not a ho, Marge. Gee, she's a real person.

ah no sorry, I actually have no idea what you wrote - I just find the "deleted by creator" stuff I see so often super funny because of how biblical it sounds

I hope you have a better day than this one, and don't let the mob get you down