tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

For fuck sake Pauli, stop trying to smush it in the palm of your hand!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 26 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I think i heard somewhere that a request to delete content of yours is passed from instance to instance. It can be ignored too by specific instances I believe.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

If you French kiss the cat as a farewell, thats a San Diego depart.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yes, yes, there there, now...
*smothers face with a pillow whilst making shushing noises*

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

My microseconds are heavier than your microseconds, pretender!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

Similar situation growing up. I asked my mum once how she coped with it all, and her answer still freaks me out sometimes.

She said she didn't know she was a person who had choices, or could think about the situation she was in. She just did as she was expected to.

She's in her 60s now and is far more in tune with her emotions, thoughts and feelings than I remember her when I was a kid.

Can you just imagine? Being virtually catatonic in autopilot most of your life, because no one encouraged you to live? It chills me.

I watched Westworld recently, and I can definitely draw some parallels behind the theory of a bicameral mind it hints at, where automatons slowly start to awaken and take control of the voice in their head telling them to do things...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Forget knives. In the UK, the police are so full of shit that they're asking people to hand-in Zombie blades and Machetes. Those poor constipated bastards.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If the cup is big and you get distracted, the tea goes cold. Only axe murderers and Americans drink tea cold.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

I've never seen a purple teabag, but now I want to

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Every year, I am the oldest person in my age for mere microseconds, and every year, I am the youngest person in my age for the microseconds immediately following it.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Windows

  • Win+R: shutdown /s /f /t 0

Linux

  • shutdown -P now || poweroff

Any other method is too ambiguous. No I don't expect you to sleep, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago

He was eerily quiet throughout the whole thing.

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