tetris11

joined 2 years ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

As a kid I once got on my knees and prayed, prayed for Princess Diana to die. About a week later, well...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

A or (A or B) is still A. So its truth

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

"Yo momma so stupid, she cheat on your dad with herself and cucked him for it!"

nods "true, true..."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

he was threatening to beat the shot out of me which really motivated me to run.

Yep, that would do it

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Eh it could just be really diffuse lighting in the store. The horse looks real enough under the light, as does the sandy vomit.

I think what gives it away is the weird cola shelving and the strange purple light fixture

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Nicht so tief, Rudiger.... nicht so tief!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You just found religion and immediately denounced it through blasphemy, you heathen!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Chocalate in peanut-butter, while we're at it

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Do you want this territory? Because we can give you this territory..."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Immerwahr

"always true"

One of the best surnames I've seen since John B Goodenough

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Hey now... don't dreeeam iiiiiit's over

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Crazy that that song was made before school shootings were even a thing

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