tetris11

Eh, never really my thing. Aniston needs constant validation, whereas Cox just had it, it used to be part of her allure.

I prefer the 418 response

That sounds like an accusation against either your intelligence, or your standing in life.

The one who is sleeping with the other's wife?

Easy.

"what do you do for fun": I'm really into horse-based watersports and am currently funding a Kazak paramilitary organization to take care of the mares whilst their parents are sold as meat to french markets.

"how are you": I am well.

I used to do that before I knew better. Now I slap my knee and say "so how about this crazy weather, huh?" whilst maintaining fierce eye contact so that they're pressured into not rolling theirs. I'm a much better person now.

I think such candidates would succumb often to Fey moods and do nonsense projects like, I dunno, obsessively building a wall or something.

I think the new hip thing is the lefty cappuccino that everyone's raging about. I keep asking for it in coffee shops, but no one has delivered so far.

I like celebs who age gracefully. I had a lifelong crush on Courtney Cox before she had that horrific facelift. Just age, and maintain your dignity.

Gotcha. "I'm not an expert, but I have profound thoughts" is the message

Every repo has its power members, but you still get great sporadic wildcard contributions from motivated outsiders, and it all adds up.

I see this a win.

Firefox's core users don't really care what google does, Mozilla tries to maintain feature parity with Chrome only to win the non-FF users over.