tetris11

You known those jars of frankfurters you sometimes see in supermarkets. Yeah, the juice of that dipped on sourdough bread. No judgement.

You simp with no rizz

45 olives

Just give me a spoon

Yes, but bad news travels much faster, and the sun disappearing would be very bad news to at least some people.

dehydrate, dehydrate, dehydrate...

I want to like Plasma, really I do, but even when I haven't chosen it as a DE it overheats my laptop because Baloo File Extractor just won't fucking quit consuming a CPU core for what seems like hours a day.

I get it; pre-emptive aggressive indexing of files now to save CPU cycles in the future. But I have a lot of files and that future never comes for me.

servers unplugged

Or they can do a cold boot attack

Did you say 4? That's Wanger-numb!

keep winning those medals, man!

A true man of the 70s-80s....

Just make sure the first chapter is dedicated to spaghetti, and contains various GOTO statements telling where the reader where to go shove it and other obscenities.