You're going to hang up balloons and cook a homemade meal for your SO on their birthday, and surprise them with a new phone
tetris11
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You're going to clean up a beach with some friends? How thoughtful of you!
The vodka would probably get you thrown out
You're going to surprise some friends' newborn with a custom baby rattle made from an empty whiskey bottle and the handle of a hammer. Very chique
Going to hoist yourself up and finally sort out that leaky drainpipe I see
Of course, inside your bedroom door means you have a different problem
For me it's a cocktail of bath salts, incense, Enya, a long soak in the tub, and the screams of whatever housepet I happen to be drowning that day.
Nah, I like to eat potato chips and shovel salt into my mouth until my lips crack in ecstacy
Definitely was! Randall giving Ms Pfizer a spongebath might not be a joke that would fly now
I can see all of these, except maybe Gus. TJ as a charming mofo flipping houses I can see, though when the price gouging hurts his neighbours In wonder how he'll act
Dunno. I can't imagine Spinelli taking orders from anyone unless it's someone she respects, like TJ.
I can definitely imagine her in the trenches however
If you think the mechanics you go to aren't cowboys, you're wrong.
If you think the guy who wired up your home wasn't a cowboy, you're wrong.
If you think the guy you would hire to wire up your home now isn't a cowboy, you're wrong.
It's cowboys all the way down.