tailiat

joined 2 years ago
[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dunno, it looks like it encourages the jaw to clamp down so maybe not.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sir/Madam, as an expert in this area, I draw issue with your comment: several of these can be performed WHILE shitting. The determination of which specific activities are compatible is an exercise left to the reader.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

If I could upvote you twice, I would.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a solvable problem!

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Most importantly: what did they order? Was it the fish?

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I know that smell: I grew up in a house with ventless bathrooms, but plenty of Glade.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

No way I'd be boarding that flight in either role. If it happened once it can happen again!

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 years ago

There are hundreds of us! HUNDREDS!

jk. As a current and longtime FF user I feel your pain.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Yep, no fun. I also can't stand strong perfumes and colognes.

[–] tailiat@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I have two useless talents:

  • Highly developed sense of smell (sometimes a liability)
  • Ability to identify voice actors with high accuracy

I once identified the source of a minute gas leak in my basement, which had evaded the calibrated detection equipment of the utility company, so I guess I can't say it's completely useless.

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