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[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

They're the collectively raised children of the polycule.

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

It's actually 666 + some 2s (rhymes with Jews) indicating that they're in cahoots with Satan astronaut-1

They're taunting us!! Don't let them win!

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hope you do too! I don't suppose there's any way you could order something to be delivered?

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

What, they don't have oatmeal? PB&J? Broccoli? A banana? Not that you don't deserve actual food, but they're saying they "don't have" vegan food? They're full of shit.

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you're complaining about something being "unnatural" from a hospital bed I have some bad news for you.

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

You don't want to hear this but the Brits should be praised for marmite. It's the closest they've come to developing a culinary culture of their own, it's nutritious and you can't deny it's packed with flavor (wish they made a version with like a quarter the salt though)

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't we just make our own internet at this point?

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Jesus wears crocks

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

And during those famines the overall life expectancy was still higher than the pre-revolution non-famine life expectancy (from birth, mind. I don't know how you would find, say, age 8+ life expectancy which would be perhaps a more useful metric in some ways)

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

So the sign is going through her swimsuit, she's turning 25 but looks 6-7, one leg and one arm are backwards, her butt is backwards?? Her mask has no straps holding it on her face, her ear is inside out. Did I get it all?

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

You can't pressure him ever or else trump wins!!!!!!!!!

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I don't like tomatoes they make the bread wet" MFs are terrible kissers.

They don't have the practice that only having sloppy messy makeout sessions with a beanburger that's actively falling apart can give you.

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