swab148

joined 2 years ago
[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago

Alt text: "to answer your question: he's now an expert in folding fitted sheets so they lie flat. please hold your applause"

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago (7 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They've got the weird stair-sex tapes, total kompromat

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

Yeeted away again to Margaritaville

[–] swab148@startrek.website 11 points 7 months ago

Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved

[–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Over my dead fucking body.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

An average-sized cylinder

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

He'd get defeated every night

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