swab148

joined 2 months ago
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Both copying a half-eaten ice cream because I pulled them too early 😭

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Hey, this looks familiar lol

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Oh look, it's me

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

MAYBE IT'S CLOSER TO OLD JERSEY?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

WHAT'S THAT? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE HOG CRANKIN' AROOOO!!!!

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"... Bazinga."

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you're showering, you instead decide to jerk it

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago
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