sundray

DSIII/ER magic be like

What a fantastic post, thank you for linking it!

Seriously though, I do think that it's interesting that this comic and that essay seem to take up opposite positions*, but in each case they attract more contrary comments than ones that agree. I suppose no matter what you post, any given person is more likely to comment on it if it pisses them off than if it confirms their beliefs. It's a good thing Lemmy doesn't reward engagement, or else we'd be up to our eyeballs in ragebait, eh?

*Unless you read the whole thing instead of bouncing off the first paragraph.

Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of Parmesan cheese." What I said was, "Give me all the Parmesan cheese you have."

oh. my. god.

"You deny your blade its purpose! Cut that shit in half!"

I've often dreamed of opening a restaurant just to indulge people's worst impulses: Huge burritos filled with nothing but sour cream and guacamole, sub sandwiches filled with triple-toppings and cheese without the customer even having to ask, steaming hot cups of milk and sugar without any bitter, nasty coffee -- and of course, punch bowls full of nothing but shredded Parmesan cheese and a spoon.

Dirty son of a bitches
Need to wash they motherfuckin ass, mane
Don't make no goddamn sense
Shit pissin me off, mane
I'm serious than a motherfucker
Dirty-ass bitches

Can't wait to go to that wonderful place with all the burning and poking!

Batman is a scientist

True, unless you need an answer right away from several subordinates, and don't want to wait two weeks for them to get back to you.

Effect: Enemies casually retreat, as if they chose to leave.