Yet another argument for c/wholesomeporn
I never made it as a woodsman...
"I Said, Hip-Hop, The Hippie, The Hippie, To the Hip, Hip-hop And You Don't Stop The Rockin' To the Bang-Bang Boogie, Say Up Jump The Boogie To The Rhythm Of The Boogie, The Beat, it's time for bed!"
"This is MUTINY!!!"
"Like a halfling at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
I'd be more mad about this if it weren't for the fact that my healthcare provider, my web-hosting provider, a national department store, former health insurance provider, and Equifax hadn't already leaked my personal information.
Don't get me wrong though: I'm still pretty damn mad.
Well of course an elf would have time to read War and Peace. 🥱
"No no -- the egg thing was for getting rid of Biden, we're done talking about that now" -- The Trump Admin, probably.
Please, please, we call them "Men of the East."
"What makes a man turn neutral?"
Oh wow, I didn't know they actually said it! Lol, I tried to satire but didn't go far enough 😆