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No, the lesson is not to be filth and blackmail your partner(s).

I sincerely doubt it’s a crime to upload your own nudes to OnlyFans and then tell your abusive ex-partner’s family, “hey, this is a link to the nude pictures your child threatened to post online if I broke up with them”. My grandma has accidentally shared worse things with me than that

I’ve had to write some automations using the Jira Cloud API. holy shit, is this an accurate pyramid

I've been called 'ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly' but never 'ugly-ugly'

This is the one where Homer finds where the celebrities are secretly living after crashing in their house while parasailing?

Oh god, the lemonade! Somebody look at the lemonade!

Same for me. Hopefully someone else did a backup earlier

I’m dying at the irony of claiming 50% of all Nature articles are wrong while also providing literally no evidence

Gosh, it’s like every time some big genuine shitshow is about to be revealed, we get to enjoy some surface-level bullshit distraction. What are the odds?

“This can happen by any breed” says breed from which this most commonly happens

lol this person was presented with the choice to drink the koolaid or recognize that the US democracy is being dismantled little by little and they selected OH YEAH

Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY