stupidcasey

You go to bdsm furry orgies?

Oh my god Anakin! Your gonna kill us all!

Yeah, isn't that funny.

How in hell could this possibly be funny?

Well you remember just now when I was fighting Doki Doki and you said Dew^®^ it?

Yes Anakin I remember perfectly well.

Well that got me thinking about how he told Ob-Ben-Wan you were a Shit lord

Anakin your talking crazy he didn't say Me he said the Senate.

Yeah that is true and I can turn This thing around right now if you do one thing, Say you are not the Senate.

I am the Senate!

Called it

Ok Anakin you got me, but I still don't see how this is funny we are both going to die in a fiery explosion.

Oh yeah that, well get this, Turns out I was prophesized to set balance to the force.

Yes by killing all the Jedi and then there will be an even amount of Sith as Jedi

Wow, that's a really good interpretation that everyone should listen to, but now that we are both about to die by my own hands I think it means I am about to kill both the Shit lord and myself the chosen one at the same time.

Anakin pull up.

No.

Anakin pull up!

Mmmm no.

Anak...(BOOOOOM!)

Must be easy to get into space down there.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. when life gives you too many lemons, make a lemonade factory. when the market is oversaturated with lemons and nobody wants your lemonade, pass laws forcing the poor's to buy your lemonade. when socialist America elects a libtard commie, bribe him. when the countrie is destitute and starving because they have nothing to eat, save money on lemonade by selling lemons.

It's fun to bathe up here in muy money. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of the fact that you all have to watch than this entire bathtub of money, it isn't a fraction of my net Worth anyway.

Take alone the either of the twin towers were a perfectly boring tower that shouldn't exist, the hide that fact by making two of them so it's not surprising that is is a cookie cutter design.

Is this that wolf in sheep's clothing I keep hearing about?

It's kinda sad we lost a perfectly good tree

South Park did it:

Muslim episode where they tried to show an image Muhammad but got censored they rightly point out that it doesn't matter how egregious you find it if you allow any one body to censor you then you allow any and all people to censor you and you live in a totalitarian regime:

I've literally never seen a cat that chill about having it's belly touched, This might be the next step of evolution.

I'm sorry have you paid your free speech bill yet?

If you remove the word Internet it would be timeless and I would have assumed it was made a hundred years ago.