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Someone should tell them that someday somehow they will die and someone's gonna steal their carbon.

I've been pretty damn high in my day but never that stupid.

Not gay or a Jew but you had me at space lasers. So that's one cis white male you've already converted to the cause.

Edit to add: oh! I am an ordained minister and have already performed 2 weddings (50% success rate over a 10 year period), so I volunteer to do the weddings.

WORM drive? Write Once Read Many

Poly-theistic and non-theistic Taoism exist. Buddhism, too.

Got me curious so I looked up non-theism:

Nontheistic traditions of thought have played roles[1] in Buddhism,[10] Christianity,[11][12] Hinduism,[13] Jainism, Taoism, Creativity, Dudeism, Raëlism,[14] Humanistic Judaism,[15] Laveyan Satanism, The Satanic Temple,[16] Unitarian Universalism,[17][18] and Ethical culture.[19]

Sorry the citation links didn't come through.

In other matters I'm going to spend the next little while reading about Dudeism and abiding.

That is...incredibly asinine.

If you're phone help desk: absolutely does not matter if you are in pajamas you can do the work. Office help desk: fuck you if I'm pressing shirts and pants to wear while cabling up a cubicle.

Do you also wear blood diamonds and eat veal?

Why, do you expect me to wear blood rubies while eating veal, like some prole?

That's...actually acceptable to me as well. The only problem is we'll still have highly ambitious sociopaths who want to grab the reins.

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

-Jeff

Are they campaign donations for the next time Thomas has to run for his lifetime appointed office?

jar again

jargon autocowrecked?

I feel for you. We went through two negative tests for lupus before it ended up...being lupus.