ssfckdt

joined 2 years ago
[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You've heard of Spaghetti Westerns, now there's... ramen westerns?

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

and yes I am aware I'm working on a chin set myself, but I'm not out here calling attractive women "not 7s" for having... negative canthal tilt, which i literally just had to look up

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Let them put themselves on the rating scale see how they fuckin do

Although their "primer" for men is probably about tilt angle of trilby, number of chins, and consistent neck hair within 3-5mm

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 43 points 2 years ago

why did you have to expose me to this nonsense

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 23 points 2 years ago

Big boom good, nuke j*ps, pearl harbor crack, murica, durka durr

am i doing it right

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 3 points 2 years ago

dammit, you just explained why they can't exist

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 4 points 2 years ago

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 4 points 2 years ago (6 children)

fuckin luddites i tell ya

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