sramder

joined 2 years ago
[–] sramder@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[–] sramder@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Like ya’ll wouldn’t fuck an anatomical correct android just to see if he was IP65 rated…

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Can I play as Doogie Hauser?

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Because I hear Spez say “Stick it in deeper every single time I 🪵 in.”

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

New road or dump? Try new stadium… oh and here’s the bill for the toxic waste removal that you wouldn’t have had to do if we didn’t build a stadium on your house.

Homeslice needs to do a bit of research. Go solar, then trash his local grid.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Is it just the dark circles under his eyes or does he look a bit like Edward Norton in Fight Club?

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Privacy in the hands of the meek.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Awesome 😎 How does this guy still have a job? I mean, everybody likes a dude that turns his life around… But this is like one of those US senators that got caught soliciting… wait —going to check if any of those guys voted for gay marriage 😉

P.S. Feels prudent to save y’all some time and say that I am 100% for gay marriage.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So Canadians elected this dude because apparently smoking crack is cool.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙

I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…

College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower. —Sigmund Fraud

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I don’t think it was possible to ruin fractals 😭

 

Fine work you’re doing here… really hope I can hand a lend someday.

 

Anyone notice siri no longer recognizes common foreign idoms anymore? Either in TTS or Ask Siri… The only concrete example I have is recognizing “Croque Monsieur” since my love for hot ham sandwiches has spanned the ages… but I feel like there’s something more nefarious at work here.

It feels like used to be able to ask for a info about random foreign words and it would at least trigger a web search for something phonetically similar, which would often get me the translation I was after. But lately* the TTS engine is militantly transforming everything into English. Obviously this is more subtle and open to other interpretations, but for example I just asked her what “hikikomori” were which got interpreted as “Hickam Morty,” with top hits for the show Rick and Morty.

 

Not sure if I just haven’t noticed the standard disclaimer before or if it’s a new “feature” 😬

 

Okay, it probably doesn’t really qualify because it’s; new, high-budget, directed by Zac Snyder, etc. But hear me out. This hot mess starts with space-nazis vs space-vikings, takes a turn through Star Wars, Oceans Eleven, space-Rome, and a few tropes that defy easy space-hyphenation.

To say the plot makes almost no sense would be generous. I’m loathed to spoil the greater arc here, but the plot does hinge on a village on the edge of space being forced to harvest grain in order to feed a passing army… there’s probably a Kurosawa reference here somewhere, but good movies just aren’t my jamb so I wouldn’t know ;-)

As I stare at the frozen credits at the end of part two and contemplate my life I have to note that there must actually have been footage cut from this movie (you’ll understand if you watch it) because they credit a Snake Wrangler!

So, if you have 4-5 hours of free time this weekend, a Netflix account you haven’t already cancelled, and are allergic to nice weather, I humbly submit, for your consideration: Rebel Moon parts I & II.

………. (All the periods I probably should have used)

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