spykee

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[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Baaaby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark............ Baaaby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark do dodo dodo do, baby shark........... You will now sing this song for the next decade.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

This fucking idiot!

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I give you this opportunity to bring chaos & talk shit about each other. Question to both - What's the one thing you want your spouse to do that they don't do when it comes to Mateo?

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

People telling me to stay clear of the elusive yellow snow, I know you all want to keep the special whiskey sour recipe a secret. But I know and you cannot keep me away from it.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Ripped Jesus! - correct title.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Look for an icon that resembles a ship. It symbolises sailing through all the misleading webpages and takes you straight to your desired resource. It looks something like this....Picture of a eternally giving special ship

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

What a shite webpage. No matter how many times I close the tiny stupid video window, it will spring up like bloody herpes with every touch. Yahoo, you're as bad as herpes. Eat shit.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

Brooooo, I so wish this was true. 12mins! 75%. I'd no more be 4-pump man. Stella would still be with me. I miss Stella. :'(

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 29 points 3 months ago

Your wife's probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she'll say she regularly gets a good night's sleep. Witches man, I'm telling you.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

*cries with tears only in one eye.

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