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[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Porncrastination.
Yes, it IS word. I've been doing this activity for years. Do not doubt my experience in the field.

Black market for bull semen thrives as demand for premium Korean cattle surges in c/korea@lemmy.funami.tech

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

FINALLY!
The world has begun realising my daily hobby is worth a lot.

Republicans Want You to Die in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago

Da feelin's mutual bruv!

Flag of Camuy (Aguadilla, Puerto Rico) in c/vexillology@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Why da Sun frownin at me?

F for effort in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck

Vibe coding in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm a dude. I DON'T have a vibrator.
No, I do NOT.
The fuck you talking about?
The one in my bedroom? That one belongs to my flatmate.
He hides it in my room.
I don't care if you don't believe me.
.
..
...
FUCK YOU!

Who do you text the most? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wifey.
Wifey texts most to her boyfriend.
Wifey's boyfriend texts most to his side chick.
Wifey's boyfriend's side chick texts most to her boss to lure him into banging her so that she could blackmail him.
Wifey's boyfriend's side chick's boss texts most to his wifey because she got his balls and wallet in her wrinkly palms.
Wifey's boyfriend's side chick's boss' wifey texts me because she heard from a little birdy that I eat ass.
Eat ass. It's worth it boys. \

Baked some bread today. It's the type you want to lick and squeeze before eating it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Send me noods.

Hopping out of the shower, realizing I forgot to bring a towel in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

You shower naked?
You slut!

If all your basic needs were met and you didn't have to work to get by, what would you do with your life? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

...and I thought I'm the only man with dreams.

If I actually break my phone today, I'm dying immediately after in c/0b11111111@sh.itjust.works

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Have you been introduced to the wonderful world of free porn?

South Korea says DeepSeek transferred user data to China and the U.S. without consent in c/technology@lemmy.zip

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Whoa!
Tell me you are kidding.
Seriously?
....and here I was thinking, "Finally! One trusted piece of for-profit AI company that I can share my deepest secrets without a worry."
Good heavens!