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[–] spykee@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Plastic packed blue poop knife
Here, maybe this might be of some help.

Living a lie in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

Can I talk to her?

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Screen grab from the show Stranger Things, where one of the main characters, Eleven, is hiding and is fearfully panting. Subtitles read "Eleven Pants".
Fucking amateurs.

There’s a new COVID variant driving up infections. A virologist explains what to know about NB.1.8.1 in c/news@aussie.zone

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

This fucker again.

Elon Musk allegedly took large amounts of drugs including ketamine while advising Trump – report in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I would also take large amounts of combination drugs if I had to visit the orange chicken.

If you think that my giant repository ends at memes.... you are mistaken in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Meme template - I see nothing wrong here.

What's the most first-world problem you currently have? in c/ask@lemm.ee

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yo Sir!
I'm a writer, I am not from the first world.
Yes, we exist.
....and so does the writer's block for us poor fellows too.
#PoorWritersGetWritersBlockToo

*Permanently Deleted* in c/askmeanything@lemmy.ca

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Wanna be friends?

The chosen one in c/aww@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Damn!
Carjacking affecting more people every passing day.

Up to 265,000 gallons of urine splashback could be prevented with snazzy new urinal designs in c/goodnewseveryone@piefed.social

Swapping spit with your spouse may spread anxiety and depression in c/inmymind@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Bullshit!
I'm a kiss-less virgin but I'm depressed as fuck.
Are you telling me I'm getting smooched without me knowing it? That's even worse. FUCK!

What are commonly used idioms/metaphors that make no sense to anyone who knows about the topic they come from? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

"You cannot have a cake and eat it too?"
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It's like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.