I once listened to a Harry Dresden book that was read by text-to-speech (back before they went back and had James Masters read all the books). It always said the word "wizard" (Harry's a wizard) sarcastically. It made it seem like all the other characters were making fun of him all the time and really changed the feel of the book.
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Try listening to a book from the Library for the Blind. They read everything. Every written word in the book. Only the page number gets skipped (although they tell you what page you're on when they change sides).
You're trying to pick a fight with the entire state of Oklahoma there, buddy.
The guy appears to be Hispanic, which is considered "white."
Why do you care, anyway?
That image is older than dirt. It's the traditional "Chad" image.
Definitely not weird. I know a lot of people who sleep naked.
For Microsoft issues? A flamethrower.
The government will get upset with you if you don't have your employees' addresses. You need that for tax purposes.
Oh, you know he'll try to find a way to be president for life. And half the media will support it.
Depends what program they're for. You can take online courses for any of them, although for a Master's or PhD you probably have research you have to do.
Maybe get Krishna to be your wingman? He knew how to party.
Depends where you lived. Where I spent most of the 90s, the worst you could reasonably expect would be some kid yanks out your ashtray looking for loose change.