son_named_bort

joined 2 years ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Is that Paul Rudd's latest movie?

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Take that, space coyote!

Correct!

 

Am I going to jail?

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned the Strong Museum of Play which contains the video game hall of fame

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I love finding out that someone I graduated with has a kid who is now graduating, like damn I feel so old.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hell toupee

 

Hello darkness my old friend

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It was aliens!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

The type I grew up with.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I heard Ted Kennedy is gay.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

At least she wasn't being obtuse.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The butterfly did it.

 

We're gonna groove tonight We'll make you feel alright

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I'm surprised nobody has said Idaho, given that it's been known for its white supremacists lately.

 

Happy hammock day!

 

It's just not fair, damn it!

 

Down with homework!

 

I hope a wizard got fired for that cartoon.

 

I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

 

I don't know what you have planned tonight but count me out.

 

I will not be donating points to the children's hospital.

 

Shut up!

 

I work hard for the money.

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