I changed all my dating app profiles to basically say that I will enthusiastically help potential cheaters cheat on their partners, with the utmost discretion.
I am getting some fascinating replies. It's about a 1:3 ratio of people furious that I would do such a vile thing, compared to people venting to me about how they want out of their relationships and want to hook up ASAP for revenge.
Rex Murphy, Piers Morgan, Bill Maher, and Donald Trump.
This is totally different. The bigots proposing it have blue lawn signs instead of red ones.
MAKE. NEW. THINGS.
I'm doing a movie marathon at home today.
No similarities aside from four words in various combinations. Just for fun.
Thanks! It's going to be memorable, one way or the other.
The pigments in the paint all changed to color when the world did.
You know how there's that one thing you've always wanted to do, and have never told anyone, because it's unconventional and they think it would be a little risky to do even though you've done your homework and know what you're getting into? Stuff like parachuting or bungee jumping?
Next weekend, baby. I'm not telling anyone what it is I'm doing, so that none of you can tailor your objections accurately. So I invite your warnings against doing whatever you think it is I'll be doing.
All TV shows have been in color. The world itself was black and white before 1953.
It's such an awful regression. My latest three phones, I went from a multi-colour LED notification light, to a single-colour LED, to nothing at all and having to find a smartwatch to fulfil that role.
I got a new Android phone to replace a 5-year-old one that was literally falling apart. I was disappointed that it doesn't have a notification LED. So now I'm looking into a smartwatch as a notification LED replacement. What's a good smartwatch for Android that's cheap, has decent battery life, and just works like a clock and lets me know when a message is waiting? I literally do not care about any other features whatsoever.
Right.
Bait.