I don't sleep in my glasses and I don't sleep in my shoes and coat in winter. I'll have to get dressed anyway--possibly just in glasses, shoes, and long coat.
My bigger worry is that my dog isn't currently wearing his harness and ID (he had a bath). I'd have to either toss him in a crate and carry him out, or get him dressed in his harness.
What I got out of it (including the clarification) was "AI ties to Alice in some way also Alice in Wonderland is deeper than you think" and the ties to AI were where I felt it was either nonsense or not written for the audience.