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[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The mass murdering child killer Breivik sued the government because he was only offered a Playstation 2, not the Playstation 3. And did not enjoy the pets he was allowed. ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 29 points 2 months ago

Norwegians when americans just come up and say "How are you?" and they don't really want to know in detail how we are but just want to be polite:

[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 4 points 2 months ago

I live somewhere, but it's pronounced "On your screen".

[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 3 points 2 months ago

Sippin on 'shire doesn't hit the spot, it hits everywhere!

[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how one fights with sex, but not enought to start watching hentai.

[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's called "The shitlist" and I use a CMS to manage it.

[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen a mom-up blocker for my browser.

[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Try ChatGPT. Expand on the answer. Expand on the answer. Expand on the answer. Simply the answer. Simplify the answer. Simplify the answer.

Congratulations, you are an alchemist because what you started with is clearly not what you ended up with - It must be transmution.

[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 4 points 2 months ago

Depends on what part of the world you come from, where do you live? If you provide your home address I can also read you your horoscope.

[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 10 points 2 months ago

Stop sleeping would technically solve it, and we all know technically correct is the best type of correct.

[โ€“] smee@poeng.link 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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