smashboy

If she’s anything like my cats, eating plastic bags, probably.

Yes.

Boi-oi-oing!

Those fucking hams, lol

My parents taught me not to touch them anyway because I might stick my fingers in my mouth later, and some mushrooms are very poisonous.

I guess I haven’t updated my mushroom/mold policy in the decades that followed.

Incredibly hateful looking mushroom. Visceral. Fascinating.

Is it okay to touch these if I find them? Not eat but just touch with my fingers. I want to know if they feel how I think they feel.

For real, I feel bad for men in the parts of the (western) world where skirts/dresses for men are not widely socially accepted. Anatomically speaking, it would make more sense for men to wear skirts, and women pants, I think.

Apart from that, I wish everyone could just wear whatever the hell they want, it’s just a piece of fabric. It really shouldn’t be that big of a deal.

That looks delicious. Exactly the right amount of frosting to keep the cake nice and moist, but the cake itself stays the main character.

Eesh. The dwelling of someone who only lives virtually. Depressing.

What are you worried about? An increase in nothing?

It’s not about how they fuck up your stuff, it’s about how cats just randomly show up in your life whereas dogs have to be consciously and actively adopted.