smashboy

joined 2 years ago
[–] smashboy@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The soap gene people are going to hate me, but cilantro.

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

Joke’s on you, I have ADHD and this changes nothing from my normal resting state.

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Of course not. Who’s ashamed of things they did as a toddler?

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

Being fucking funny is also a skill.

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Oh no, my childlessness! I’ll have to sleep on this. Sleep until 10:30 or so.

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He sooty
He hooty

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It’s possible that the university paid your publication fees so that they didn’t end up on your desk. The university paid for mine, but there for sure were fees.

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are the weird add ons?

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I enjoyed this post.

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Interesting, I also have migraines and they also make me hypersensitive to smells (apart from the typical sensitivity to light and sound).

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

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