slurpyslop

the guy from morbius?

Tanya's only blonde in 3

building manager is a job

a lot of people who say their job is "being a landlord" are that and a building manager

but it's probably useful to draw a distinction between that and people who actually have nothing to do with their properties because they outsource it all

wait until you hear about this type of establishment called a "pub"

presumably you'd never drink at a bar or restaurant either then? because obviously you're far more likely to need to respond to something there than on a plane

and given what percentage of accidents happen in the home, i guess that's out too

"can't go without" is such a weird way to describe people who drink on planes

like i get that the entire point of this is some weird moralistic high horse thing, but if you're going on a plane to travel for leisure, the entire thing is already unnecessary

"wow people physically can't even go 2 years without a trip away what addicts"

i think if you live your life dictated solely by your relative likelihood to die suddenly you might need to get some therapy